Seriously America you’re missing out! It’s so awful but really entertaining at the same time!
(Source: sherlocksscarfandjohnsjumper, via rainbowara)
Wait, how do you smell like Sweden?
“He smelled like soap, salt water and flat pack furniture.”
“He smelled like soap, salt water and that weird sour smell that hits you when you go into H&M.”
“He smelled like soap, salt water and Swedish Fish candies.”
“He smelled like soap, salt water and ABBA CDs.”
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yes… yes, of course. thank you, google.
Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you.
Guys, Google is obviously British
(Source: disregardtheitalics, via tarka)
- Prussia: it's christmas
- Finland: wait
- Finland: what
- Prussia: okay hear me out
- Prussia: it's mother's day
- Finland: yeah
- Prussia: and technically...well...not technically
- Prussia: you're sealand's mom
- Finland: ...yeah
- Prussia: so since you're santa claus
- Prussia: it's christmas
- Finland: well okay that makes-
- Prussia: so give me presents
- Finland:
- everyone when they first made a tumblr: how the hell do i work this
‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’
‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’
‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’
‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as
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I speak English and German
